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{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 92, "advice": "You can have too much of a good thing."}}

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{"fact":"According to Hebrew legend, Noah prayed to God for help protecting all the food he stored on the ark from being eaten by rats. In reply, God made the lion sneeze, and out popped a cat.","length":184}

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