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{"slip": { "id": 199, "advice": "Be brave. Even if you're not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference."}}

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{"fact":"A domestic cat can run at speeds of 30 mph.","length":43}

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{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}

{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}

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