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{"fact":"The female cat reaches sexual maturity within 6 to 10 months; most veterinarians suggest spaying the female at 5 months, before her first heat period. The male cat usually reaches sexual maturity between 9 and 12 months.","length":220}
{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
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{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}